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Musk’s Mats: Hyperloop Zoning Study to be Conducted on Children’s play mats in U.S. (Preliminary Land Use report and findings)

The Department of Government Efficiency (or DOGE) has taken substantive steps to introduce a new play mat design that reduces waste and demonstrates Muskian design principles. Utilizing OpenCV color segmentation in Python, I was able quantify land use of the old mat in order to draft a new, Elon-approved one. #Satire.

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